Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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TIL: The first musical genius known in history was Sisyphus.

He was the original master of rock and roll.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I was thinking of a joke about Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill, but then it lost momentum.

But it still has potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Sisyphus’ favorite beer?

Rolling Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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The hit Sisyphus Starship song: We Built This City on Rocks that Roll
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My dad said this at dinner tonight...

So my younger brother was talking about his Latin class and how on Fridays his teacher has culture friday, or a lesson on Greek Mythology. He was talking about the myth he learned about last week when my dad replied with this...

Brother: "Last week we learned about syphilis and how he pushes the rock up the hill again and again."

Dad: "I think you mean sisyphus, syphilis was a Greek god but he was a real dick."

I laughed, my mom groaned, and my brother sat there confused. A successful family dinner if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ju_bl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Sisyphus was the first musical genius.

He was the master of rock and roll.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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