41 Hilarious Simpson's Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did the pricipal from the Simpsons get glasses...?

To Seymour

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👤︎ u/EgonIsCoolCat

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite karate?

Miyagi-doh

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👤︎ u/kevinh456

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

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What did Homer Simpson say when the bakery ran out of bread?

Dough!

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👤︎ u/jollyflyingcactus

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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👤︎ u/weird_al_yankee

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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What job does Bart Simpson hate the most?

Bartender.

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👤︎ u/StudiosS

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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I told my dad a joke about the creator of The Simpsons

He’s Groening

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👤︎ u/eormada

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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Why does Moe hate Bart Simpson?

Because he is a Bart-ender

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👤︎ u/CeleryHunter143

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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👤︎ u/Raoul24601

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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👤︎ u/SpazMasterK

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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What video game system does Homer Simpson play?

Ninten-doh!

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👤︎ u/Bradb717

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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Homer Simpson is an alcoholic because he is following his dad's only piece of advise

Life's Duff!

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👤︎ u/freewillson

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'OH!

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👤︎ u/caferreri11

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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What's Homer Simpson's least favorite ingredient in pizza?

Dough!

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👤︎ u/BiigLord

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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👤︎ u/REVDR

📅︎ Feb 03 2020

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Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?

Thug love didn’t fit.

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👤︎ u/I_Am_An_Engineer_

📅︎ Jan 19 2020

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Why does Apu from the The Simpsons always upvote reposts on r/DadJokes?

He's saying: "Thank you, karma gain!"

Now why the rest of you upvote reposts I have no f'ing idea.

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👤︎ u/voip_geek

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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Man, I love the Simpsons

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👤︎ u/WarHorseMumbles

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson

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👤︎ u/OmitsWordsByAccident

📅︎ Oct 05 2019

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Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born

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👤︎ u/nameisnoman

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Did you know they made a video game about the Simpsons’ bus driver stealing a thousand bucks?

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👤︎ u/garboooge

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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Ever notice that in 'The Simpsons,' Homer choking Bart is a recurring gag?

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👤︎ u/Dweebnut

📅︎ Feb 22 2016

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I've been referencing the Simpsons movie since it came out...No one has gotten it...So far...

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👤︎ u/SwampyJester719

📅︎ Oct 07 2019

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Alot of people were saying The Simpsons predicted Pokemon Go but me personally,

I think that's a little farfetch'd

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👤︎ u/TheSFG832

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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OJ Simpson joined Twitter...

...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.

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👤︎ u/alltime75

📅︎ Jun 17 2019

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What is Homer Simpson's favorite snack?

D'oh nuts

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👤︎ u/MexElf

📅︎ May 12 2019

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A Simpsons anti-pun imgur.com/gallery/gGByckP

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👤︎ u/DA20

📅︎ Feb 09 2014

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Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?

He decided to take another stab at it

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👤︎ u/TOFFERKINDLE

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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What is Homer Simpson’s favourite fruit?

An Avoca-D’oh!

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👤︎ u/IHaveTooManyMemes

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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What's the difference between O. J. Simpson and poker?

One has a full house.

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👤︎ u/Litt3n_Kitt3n

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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My dad pulled this every single time I wanted to know which episode of The Simpsons was coming on as a kid

We used to watch The Simpsons every night, and the conversation about 10 minutes before the show would start went like this

Me: "What's The Simpsons about tonight?"

Dad: "About half an hour"

Eventually, and I'm talking years, I started to remember to phrase it differently instead of just asking what I instinctively would, but he never missed a beat

Me: "Which episode is coming on tonight?"

Dad: "The one that's about half an hour"

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👤︎ u/Dougasaurus_Rex

📅︎ Mar 31 2014

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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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👤︎ u/slowshot