Similarities Puns

A list of puns related to "Similarities"

What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer

They both have bad joints

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👤︎ u/PocketGlove1
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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What’s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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👤︎ u/sweetpotatowedges21
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What’s the similarity between 2020 and 2022

2022 is 2020, too

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👤︎ u/bigboyssmalltoys
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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What are the similarities between good yogurt and a well-traveled man?

They are both cultured.

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👤︎ u/ArchiGoSwam
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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What's a similarity with a hippo and a Zippo?

They both can kill you if you mess with them a lot.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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What is the similarity between a bra and a bar?

They both drive men crazy when they open.

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👤︎ u/Rajnish4444
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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👤︎ u/TomG93
📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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What’s similarity between playing a chess and having a dinner in Australian restaurant?

They both end with “Checkmate”.

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👤︎ u/CptSlimShady
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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What’s the similarity between a woman and a grenade?

Pull the ring and the house is gone

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👤︎ u/Joey-Tribbiani92
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What are the similarities between a guy with impotence and a skeleton?

Both won't get any boner

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👤︎ u/Amranwag
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What's one similarity emails and humans have

We both hate SPAM

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👤︎ u/castanig
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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What's a similarity between a man who runs in front of a car and a man who runs behind a car?

They both need sleep...the man in front of the car gets tired and the man behind the car gets exhausted.

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👤︎ u/EFSE_Escargo
📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Whats the similarity between people wearing glasses walking down the stairs and people without glasses falling down the stairs?

Spectacles

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👤︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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Similarity Between Religions

My Calculus Professor dad joked us the other day by saying.

"There is not much difference between Judaism and Catholicism, one has wandering Jews and the other has Roman Catholics."

The whole class groaned.

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👤︎ u/zwind
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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What’s the similarity between The Titanic and The 6th Sense?

Icy dead people

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👤︎ u/itsmoeyo
📅︎ May 30 2018
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