A ninja joke
There are two ninjas. The first ninja looks at the second ninja and says "Hey, can you hand me that throwing star over there?"
The second ninja says "shuriken!"
I once asked a ninja if he could toss me one of those little stars.
He said, "Shuriken!"
Two ninjas are sneaking up on their target when one of the ninjas asks the other: "do you think you can hit him from here?" and the ninja says:
"I shuriken"
Typical dad, back at it again with them puns!
John Wick said to the ninja, βBet ya canβt hit me with that thing!?β
Ninja replies, βShurikenβ.
My friend canβt remember the name for ninja stars
"Sure he can" I thought.
Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.
Told my friend I had been studying to become a ninja. He asked if I could hit a bullseye with my throwing star.
I said Shuriken.
Can a ninja attack you from long range?
Shuriken
(OC) Samurai: So you're telling me
You can kill someone by throwing this pointy metal star at them?
Ninja: shuriken.
Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?
βShurikenβ
Hey can you tell me what the proper name for a ninja star is?
Shuriken!
Can a ninja kill someone with a throwing star?
Shuriken.
Can a ninja throw a throwing star? SureHeCan
A shuriken is a throwing star.
Can a Ninja throw a star?
Shuriken.
Can a ninja throw a star?
Shuriken!
