A list of puns related to "Show Tv"
The Phantom of the Oprah.
...GeneralLee they weren’t fast enough
It's called Beowulf.
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
Game of Crones.
Blimp My Ride
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
...so far they've only filmed the pilot.
I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.
She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.
I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.
They were experiencing tentacle difficulties
It was riveting.
So Saturday’s really are for the Boyce
Three, to be exact.
It never made it past the pilot.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
A podcast
The pilot didn’t take off.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Duck Tales
Duck Tales who?
WOO!🎶I'm calling it Otter Stuff.
I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?
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Project Run-a-way
America's Next Top Money Launderer
Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings
Naked & Public Exposure
My Solitary Confinement Life
The Real House-arrest Wives
The Great British Breaking & Entering
So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?
America's Got Theft
Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars
Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car
Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?
Say Yes to the Drugs
Arson Daily
What else do can you think of?!
They’re all pretty brainless.
I call it The Only Way is Ethics
Girlfriend - It's so weird how they are getting so competitive over a simple game of dominoes...
Me - Yeah, but I suppose once one person starts getting a bit competitive it spreads to everyone else and goes on from there... That's the domino effect...
It’s called “ There can only be Juan”
I’ve already filmed the pilot.
Sovereign about ten minutes, thankfully.
He's Anime Ted.
I'm already hooked!
How do they squeeze an hour out of that?
Hi guys, I have a lack of creativity myself, so i was wondering whether anyone could help me think of a cool pun for any tv show/ famous person. It is for a marketing subject!
To CAPTCHA Predator
A cauliflower.
......I guess I'm just experiencing Macguyver's guilt.
She didn't eat anything next morning.
That was fast.
I'm in the process of getting a show on the local public access channel started. It's going to be a weekly recording studio session that showcases local bands. Most of the paperwork is done, I just need a snappy title. The best I can come up with is "The Here Canal," but I think /r/puns can do better!
We were called Conundurham but that turned out to be taken
I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’. She, of course, was not impressed.
The ratings would be 1s and 0s
There's too much sax and violins.
the pilot was horrible.
I told him: "you're alright in my book!"
Because each episode has so many bros and cons.
I'm going to make an updated version of Cheaters for Millennials....it will be called "Bae-Watch."
"It'll be about a man sitting in a chair doing nothing all day," he says. "I'll call it American Idle."
It's called "Small Medium at Large"
I'll be here all day.
They'd call it a PROP TART!
Chops.
My brother: "I thought you might get bored being at home, so I taped you some holiday soaps".
He handed me a santa- and pine-tree-shaped hand soap, taped together.
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
I asked if he needed it removed
The character's name is Onion.
Me: I can see why you like that character. Sounds like he's got many layers.
Dad: Yeah, but the problem is he's got really thin skin.
Sitting with the family watching the British TV soap Eastenders, where a character's death has been the focus of the last few episodes.
Sister: "How long has he been dying now?"
Dad: "Since he was born"
Groans
Okay I had an idea. So it's a buddy cop show except that the cop is a bike cop and his partner is the bike and the bike is alive and mean.
So then they would do a good cop and bad cop thing and then the good cop would leave the bike alone with the suspect and then come back in and the suspect would be all beat up and saying "DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THE BIKE AGAIN" and then the cop would be like
well I did warn you that it's a VICIOUS CYCLE
Dad: I think I'm going to look for dark matter.
Me: Okay then Dad.
Dad: I guess I shouldn't take a torch with me.
My dad was watching one of those stupid tuna catch shows on Natgeo, when I said:
Wow those things are huge!
Dad:
Yeah, its amazing how they fit them in such small cans!
ugh
Dad is on couch watching Tv, I peek my head in the room
Me: Whatcha watchin?
Dad: A show on Somalis' (the show showed a boat and some waves)
M:confused You mean like Somalians like the African people? Pretty intense stuff.
D: No no, Somalis, you know, they're huge! come in and wipe everything out.
M: Dad, you probably shouldn't say that about people. It isn't nice.
D: No, SOMALIS.
at this point I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about and so I decide to watch and figure it out for myself.
M: JESUS DAD YOU MEAN TSUNAMIS!!!
D: Yeah, Tsunamis!
M: Somalis are people from the country of Somalia. They are very poor and known for having a lot of pirates.
D: I bet they also have Somalis
M: Probably.
Context (may be spoilers) they were about to chop off someone's arm.
"Are you sure you want to go ahead?"
"Not my head, just my arm"
I didn't know they had dad jokes in 795 AD...
I was watching a singing competition on TV (The Voice) with my parents and I noticed that one of the judges had bleached his hair. I turned over to my mom and asked...
Me: "Mom, why did Adam bleach his hair?" Dad: "He had a blonde moment."
It's a show about a couple with dwarfism.
Me: Is this supposed to be a long running TV show or just a mini-series?
Wife: ...
Britain's Got Talons
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