A list of puns related to "Ship Commissioning"
The USS-R
Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"
... commissioning a new figurehead carving for their ship.
The first mate's suggestions were shot down one by one by the captain. A shark? An octopus? A giant squid? None were acceptable.
Finally, the first mate had a moment of revelation, "what about a mermaid with gigantic breasts?"
The captain agreed, "Yarrr, wooden tit be lovely."
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