Septs Puns

this was reported to have occurred on the 21st night of September.

My birthday is today (Sept. 2) my dad’s birthday was Sept. 1. Me: “Hey dad, I bet I was an awesome birthday present” Dad: “Not bad, but you were a better New Years Eve present.”

Took me a while to figure out pregnancy lasts about 9 months.

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

Me: No, I think we should stay together until Sept. 1st. It's the lease we can do.

My LDR and I text all through the day. I had a terrible typo that led to the dad joke. Screenshot included.

Me: "Oh! Did you remember to ask for Sept. 20 off?"

Him: "Oh, I didn't remember the day. I'll get on that."

Me: "Mmk. :) I'm exited!"

Him: "Oh no! Come back!"

Me: "Huh?"

Me: "Oh!!!"

Me: "Fucking brain."

Me: "Excited!"

Him: "You... exited"

Him: "Daaaaaaad jokes woooo"

I love this man already.