Self Isolation Puns

A list of puns related to "Self Isolation"

What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?

A Qur'anteen

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👤︎ u/amethhead
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Self isolation is getting so bad I’m starting to crush on my roommate.

And we’ve been married more than 27 years!

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👤︎ u/Agonda12
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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I’ve been self isolating with coronavirus

Above all, I’ve found it tough to stay positive.

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👤︎ u/Charlietd76
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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👤︎ u/E-radi-cate
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a self isolating director

Quentin Quarantino

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👤︎ u/TheBiggestCheese1773
📅︎ May 24 2020
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I have to self-isolate for 7 days

That's week

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👤︎ u/banks987
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Think I’ll self-isolate in my tent..

Just call me Tentin’ Quarantino.

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👤︎ u/tab232
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call a healthcare worker that doesn’t self-isolate after contracting COVID-19?

A hippocritic oaf.

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👤︎ u/Phaedruswine
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Electricians during this rough period...

Just as a matter of interest will Electricians be "self isolating" under the "current" situation and staying at "Ohm" ?

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👤︎ u/andyginn12
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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