A list of puns related to "Scratch And Sniff"
Scratch and sniff!
All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.
(While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)
(When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)
We were at a bookstore, and my dad was looking at animal field guides:
Me: Hey look, this one says it's for "Texas Wildlife Scats and Tracks."
Dad: Oh yeah? Picks it up
Me: Yeah! With that you'd be able to to tell who's poops were who's.
Dad: Well yeah, it's scratch and sniff.
Said it so matter of fact that I almost missed it.
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