Scratch and sniff Puns

A list of puns related to "Scratch and sniff"

My dad's favorite jokes from his opa (it runs in the family, evidently)

  1. All good things must come to an end, except for a hot dog, it has two.

  2. (While watching tv) I always wondered why they never invented smellovision... (although sadly that is now a "thing" because of that stupid Honey Boo Boo scratch'n'sniff...siiiigh)

  3. (When Opa had heart-attack symptoms and was getting a sonogram) So is it a boy or a girl? (apparently the humor was lost on the nurse)

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👤︎ u/LuneMoth
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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What’s a dogs favorite bookmark??

Scratch and sniff!

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👤︎ u/TarnationsNation
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Scats and Tracks

We were at a bookstore, and my dad was looking at animal field guides:

Me: Hey look, this one says it's for "Texas Wildlife Scats and Tracks."

Dad: Oh yeah? Picks it up

Me: Yeah! With that you'd be able to to tell who's poops were who's.

Dad: Well yeah, it's scratch and sniff.

Said it so matter of fact that I almost missed it.

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👤︎ u/BigKiss_LittleHug
📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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