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The baker responds: "Naw, ye are right it's a doughnut."
Because if he had one more he’d be (Scottish accent) two farty.
Was making some mac n cheese with my dad and while grating the cheese my dad belts out in a thick Scottish accent, "This is going to be great!" Never rolled my eyes so hard and he had the biggest dumb smile on his face. The mac and cheese did turn out pretty good though.
As soon as I get home for the weekend he opens with the question: "Do you know why there are a lot of Scots called Donald but very few called Walt? Most people say it's because they think Walt is an English name but that's not true. It's because Walt always hits his head on the door. Why?
(In the worst Scottish accent imaginable) Because Donald Ducks but Walt Disney.
So we were having a family dinner, and my cousin didn't eat one of her pieces of chicken (she said she was full). She then jumped at the mention of pudding. So, I put on my best Scottish accent, and said to her: "IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT, YA CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING! HOW CAN YA HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YER MEAT?!"
[Read in a heavy scottish accent]
Is that a donut or a meringue? Nah, you're right, it's a donut.
a few years ago i was doing a short carpentry course. the instructor was showing off several tools we'd be using and showed us an auger (or-ger).
'oh like shrek' i said
'no... thats an ogre' he replied (oh-ger)
'well yeah but he had a scottish accent didnt he!'
