It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I recently posted a video on Facebook of bumblebees sneaking up on people and scaring them and was immediately banned.
Apparently youβre not allowed to post boo bees
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I get a kick out of scaring horses.
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︎ Feb 02 2019
I asked a Chinese ghost of it could try scaring me.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Why did Bruce Lee get scared by his cousin from Sudan? Because cousin SudanLee appeared out of nowhere.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What type of music are balloons scared of?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Scared af
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︎ Nov 02 2020
We all know that 6 was scared of 7 because 7 8 9
But 7 was scared of 2, 4 6 8 10
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I used to be scared of speed bumps.
Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Jan 06 2021
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why is six afraid of seven?
7 was a well known 6 offender
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They donβt want to get qwerties.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
what music genre was the balloon most scared of?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
I was scared when my professor told me we were going to learn about relative dating today...
Until I learned it wasnβt the Alabama kind.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
Luckily, it was a soft drink.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'
I asked, 'Which is?'
'Exactly', he replied.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
There's only one thing that scares me about Halloween
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︎ Jun 17 2020
How do janitors scare people?
They jump out of the closet and yell, "Supplies!!"
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I am scared of small, festive grottos.
I am Santa Claustrophobic
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My dad would walk me to the bathroom when I was scared to pee at night...
Thatβs a number one dad
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What do you call wood that's scared?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
How do you scare potatoes?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My four year old: Daddy, what is Alexa scared of?
Me: She's just a robot, I don't think she ever feels fear.
My son: She's scared of getting Alexa-cuted.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I was telling my friend there's only one thing I get really scared of at Halloween.
"Which is?" he asked.
"Exactly."
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Why are accountants scared to go outside?
Because it's accrual world out there.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer
Thankfully itβs just semicolon cancer
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why was was the unrepentant Roman who consumed his wife neither surprised nor scared when he was thrown into the Colosseum?
He was gladiator already.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Why was 6 scared of 5? (different version)
Because 5 fought 3, 2 and won.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I'm kinda scared
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Did you hear about the skeleton who was scared of mariachi music?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I have this pathological fear of two letter words.
I get terrified just thinking about it.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
How do you scare bees?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A friend wants to carpool with me to work, but I'm scared
Cuz he likes to take a route that goes through this LONG tunnel
And I have carpool tunnel syndrome
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︎ Sep 25 2020
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesnβt have the balls to do it again.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
If trigonometry scares you...
Just call out for your guardian angle.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Soo scared today
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︎ May 11 2019
They got scared
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︎ Mar 30 2020
6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9 but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
6 was scared if 7 because 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9?
Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.
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