You gotta deal with the con sequins
[Just thought of this after hardly any sleep. Figures.]
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
You've got to play the long prong
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
You can’t say it’s pointless
He was running a "Fonzi Scheme."
It's a pun-ching con-test
Have not received it yet.
A Khan-man!
Before I knew it, they had gotten my two cents.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.
Something phishy is going on here.
That day, I was bamboozled.
I saw right through it
He was in a web of lies.
I could see right through it.
That would be a punzi scheme.
I had the procedure done 10 years ago, and I STILL can’t shoot laser beams from my eyes!
Son: Don't trust it, it's probably a scam.
Dad: I don't buy it.
They can’t include vacation packages that don’t include themselves.
but no one bought it.
Let's say they brought my story hook line and sinker
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
2000 pounds.
Air-con
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
Dont fall for it.
Be careful what you purchase on eBay
Spent $50 on a penis enlarger.
Bastards sent me a magnifying glass.
Instructions said don't use in the sunlight.
*Yep, my dad sent this gem to me in the form of a forward email from my grandfather...
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
A classic Abbott and Costello routine, from their first movie, One Night in the Tropics, where Bud Abbott shows that he’s not above running a quick scam on his friend, Lou Costello, in order to make a few dollars.
Turns out he just got scammed at Target
Glances at his watch, taps it, keeps walking and says "Still ticking. What a scam"
On a daily/hourly basis he reels them off. It's amazing. He also photoshops pictures (using Microsoft Paint, because he likes the challenge) of himself into various ridiculous and punny situations that might be the most comically genius things I've ever seen. If you're interested I'll find some for you guys.
I saw right through that scam...
It’s not a product I could see myself wearing...
I mean, it was a dead giveaway.
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
I could see right through it.
