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Say Goodbye Puns

A list of puns related to "Say Goodbye"

How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?

Pasta La Pizza Baby!

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?

Bison.

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👤︎ u/Normal_Person_office
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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How do lawyers say goodbye ?

I'll be suing ya !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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How does music say goodbye

Audios

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👤︎ u/TheTrueWaifu
📅︎ May 19 2020
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How do birds say goodbye?

Owl seed you later

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👤︎ u/DontOOFmeplz
📅︎ May 06 2020
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How do math teachers say goodbye?

Calc-u-lator

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👤︎ u/zackzook
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

Me: Audios!

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👤︎ u/Renae_07
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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How do you say goodbye to a vampire?

"So long sucker"

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👤︎ u/MclovinCanada
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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How does yang say goodbye?
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👤︎ u/F3arm3
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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How do robots say goodbye?

They use bye-nary

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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How do german prostitutes say goodbye to each other?

Leder, hosen.

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👤︎ u/0therworlds
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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How do pirates say goodbye?

Arghhhdios!!!

Friends an I came up with it today while trying to figure out how to say goodbye to one that was dressed as a pirate.

Happy Halloween everyone!

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👤︎ u/General_Georges
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

^don't ^hit ^me

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👤︎ u/McShuckle
📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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How do dads say goodbye in German?

"Our feet are the same!"

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👤︎ u/Mchootin
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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How do German Wheat Plants say goodbye to each other?

"Auf Wheatersehen!"

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👤︎ u/M8asonmiller
📅︎ Mar 02 2016
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Now that Trump is President, say goodbye to pre-shredded cheese...

...He's going to make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus
📅︎ Nov 09 2016
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Everytime my friend would say goodbye to his dad in high school.

Him: See ya, Dad!

His Dad: That's spanish for city!

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👤︎ u/Davethelion
📅︎ Aug 27 2013
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How does one math student say goodbye to another math student?

Calc-u-later!

See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.

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👤︎ u/RandomActsFL
📅︎ Sep 23 2016
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Every time I say goodbye

Me: Bye dad Dad: I'll see you when I'm looking at you

He then proceeds to smile sheepishly

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👤︎ u/TheMaaccasGlutton
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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How do math teachers say "Goodbye"?

Calc-u-lator

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👤︎ u/SashSashSash
📅︎ May 04 2019
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How does music say goodbye?

Audios.

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👤︎ u/urko37
📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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