How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
Pasta La Pizza Baby!
How do you say goodbye to your two male kids?
Bison.
How do lawyers say goodbye ?
I'll be suing ya !
Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”
Me: Audios!
How do you say goodbye to a vampire?
"So long sucker"
How do german prostitutes say goodbye to each other?
Leder, hosen.
How do pirates say goodbye?
Arghhhdios!!!
Friends an I came up with it today while trying to figure out how to say goodbye to one that was dressed as a pirate.
Happy Halloween everyone!
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
^don't ^hit ^me
How do dads say goodbye in German?
"Our feet are the same!"
How do German Wheat Plants say goodbye to each other?
"Auf Wheatersehen!"
Now that Trump is President, say goodbye to pre-shredded cheese...
...He's going to make America grate again.
Everytime my friend would say goodbye to his dad in high school.
Him: See ya, Dad!
His Dad: That's spanish for city!
How does one math student say goodbye to another math student?
Calc-u-later!
See... you know it's a dad joke when the shit-eating grin spreads across your face when you come up with the joke and doesn't fade after all your children roll their eyes at you... after you tell it for the fourth time... in a row.
Every time I say goodbye
Me: Bye dad Dad: I'll see you when I'm looking at you
He then proceeds to smile sheepishly
