6 Hilarious Sargent Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?

You TAITOR!!!

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👤︎ u/Yup_Pup

📅︎ Apr 09 2018

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Why couldn't the Sargent get into the concert?

It was General admission

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👤︎ u/OldManSaxon

📅︎ May 15 2018

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As a solider, my first instinct when I see trouble is to run to it, but my Sargent always tells me....

...that before I can run, I need to learn to March first.

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👤︎ u/nowletsthinkabouthis

📅︎ Mar 01 2018

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In the Army they kept yelling at me for bringing a hammer to the mission...

Maybe that's why my Sargent kept yelling "THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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I sent a cute coworker a Dick pick

She chose Sargent over York.

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👤︎ u/occamrazor1

📅︎ Feb 14 2018

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