A list of puns related to "Humphrey"
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(hump three)
We named him Humphrey
Play on words: Sexually frustrated sea mammals
I'm Russ Whale. My wife Bayleen a few months ago gave birth to our first calf, Humphrey. I convinced my mother-in-law to whale watch tonight. It's been far too long. I drop off Humphrey and head home to hook up with the wife.
I arrive and who do I sealion there? The wife. I'm undeterred. I try my patented move, the Humpback. I get a slight groan.
Bayleen: Rus, Are you poking me in the back again?
Rus: It's on porpoise. We're alone for the first time in forever.
Bayleen: I'm so tired, I haven't got any sleep with Humphrey making me into a nurse shark. Plus you smell like ambergris.
Rus: Hamburgers?
Bayleen: Yes, hamburgers. Please go take a shower or something.
Rus: Ok.
Rus takes a quick shower and returns. Bayleen is asleep again. Rus tries the humpback maneuver again. Nothing.
Rus: Sometimes... I wish I was a sperm whale.
Rus is slightly blubbering and and all you can make outs is odd noises and maybe the word 'blowhole'. Rus cries himself to sleep.
Fin.
Humphrey
3 camels walking in a row through the desert...
First one in the line has 2 humps, his name is 'Two-hump"
Next has 1 hump... name is 'One-hump'
Last has no humps... what's his name?
...
Humphrey!
What do you call three rabbits in a row hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
Love ya dad.
Humphrey.
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
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