What did commander broccoli say to Sargent potato when he discovered that he was leaking information to the enemy?

You TAITOR!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Yup_Pup
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Why couldn't the Sargent get into the concert?

It was General admission

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OldManSaxon
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2018
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As a solider, my first instinct when I see trouble is to run to it, but my Sargent always tells me....

...that before I can run, I need to learn to March first.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brucemoose1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I sent a cute coworker a Dick pick

She chose Sargent over York.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/occamrazor1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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