Scotland has made the decision to provide free sanitary products.

I would have predicted a trial period.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Every time we drive by a "Sanitary Landfill" sign...

...I turn to my wife and ask, "do you think they sell napkins there?"

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Jul 14 2014
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If you think being in quarantine is like being in jail

Consider it as being in Sanitary Confinement.

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👤︎ u/markydsade
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I live with a bunch of loonies

Roommate is eating some tortilla chips called "Santitas"

Me: Oh, sanitary chips, that's some clean eating

Roommate: No, they're sanitarium chips.

Me: In that case, they must be crazy good

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👤︎ u/Norsbane
📅︎ Mar 26 2015
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Dadjoked my lab partner in Neurophysiology today.

We were doing a lab in which an audiogram is taken, so I had to wear headphones (that had been used before). I refused a sanitary wipe to clean the ear piece, and my partner said "Careful, you might catch something from that." I replied with a huge grin on my face "What, like hearing AIDS?"

Both my TA and the group next to us over-heard and groaned.

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👤︎ u/Duceclops
📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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