I heard Santa got stuck in the chimney.

He got clausterphobia

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Uber annoying
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Guess who's comin' to town, guys?! imgur.com/cAhkB4S
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What do you call a hand sanitizer station that's empty?

A hand sani-teaser....

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Because you think you're going to get your hand sanitized, but you don't, cause it's empty, so it's teasing you...

Yeah?

Yeah?

aww....

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