Until my mother took the urn from me
Quatro Sinko
Because the sea weed.
He didn't want us to take it for granite
It was sentimental sediment
Nice to sea you.
Until my mom took the urn away
The other 50% is witches.
I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.
So he could be a smooth criminal
20 bar***nickels***! (barnacles)
Whales Fargo
"A sandwhoosh" [ with appropriate sound effects, of course... ]
It was too ruff
Because if they were wouldnβt they be sand euros
A sandwich.
I don't know but I'm getting hungry.
Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be baygulls
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
At the beach today and daughter found the remains of part (1/4th) of a sand dollar. She said, "I think it's a sand dollar, can you hold it for me?"Not wanting to carry it around, I said no. "Besides, it looks more like a sand quarter to me. Throw it back in the ocean and tell it to keep the change."She rolled her eyes and ignored me, deciding to keep it anyway. On the way home, a tiny part of it chipped off and she showed me, disappointed. I said, "That doesn't make any cents." She told me to shut up.
Yesterday my son was biking behind me and I swerved around a plant but he went straight through it. He told me the plant hit his face. I replied, "So you're telling me you face planted?"
My two kids don't take me seriously anymore.
A sand-witch
camelflage
Because of all the sand which is there
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
A sandwitch
I just came up with joke and thought I would test the waters:
Aquaman has been ruling Atlantis for a number of years and finally finds himself bored with the straight and narrow path. He decides he'll commit a crime to shake things up a bit and enlists the help of one of his sea creature friends to be his getaway.
Although his crime is fairly minor, he's still caught and taken to jail. His wife comes to bail him out and asks the officer what he actually did.
"He was illegally parked, ma'am," the officer replies.
"Seriously? Why didn't you just ticket him?"
"That wasn't the issue. The problem was that he did it on porpoise."
A lack of lubrication.
"That's a small font."
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
Because he had a hole in one
Sandy Claws
Pulled Pork...
What do you call the club he golfs with?
The pulled pork's sand wedge...
(Got great groans from my kids today with these...)
Stop making a rakis.
He said it was because we werenβt anywhere near the bank.
Because of the sand which is there.
Until, my mum took the urn from me.
Because the sea weed
