From Endgame until Sam Wilson took up the shield, the MCU lost its greatest hero.

No Cap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennekles23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?

Because she was his...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimli_jpc
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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And so Sam sung note 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenpike
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?

He's this country's most notorious cereal killer

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Shireman Sam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Everyone told Sam not to sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?

You get Ted Dancin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragna_Blade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Sam and Ella walked into a bar.

The bar got shut down by the health department.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_impulse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?

Because Sam sung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modsareawesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LamborghiniBottle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaBug235
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.

You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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You know Sam? He wrote a song about phones...

It’s a song that Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jontohil2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I don't like green eggs and ram, I don't like them Sam I am i.reddituploads.com/cdb9f…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demibot1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"

He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantishere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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My friend Sam fell into a pool with my phone.

Samsunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pndaberrybruh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?

He puts it through his loops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BermudaRhombus1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?

Hebrews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theonlyrealnoah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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My wife said she didn't play "Sam & Max" or "Walking Dead"

But I could see the Telltale signs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DangerASA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing!

But Samsung anyway…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogHank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Who is Sam?

And why has he sung?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Everyone kept telling Sam not to sing...

But samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

but Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahmed137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I told Sam not to sing on his phone...

But Samsung anyway :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_DogeWow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I told Sam not to sing.

But Samsung anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Sam didn't want to sing but Samsung.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAkwardKid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,

but Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askGoat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Sam didn't want to sing. But......

Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_chase
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Everyone told sam not to sing

But sam sung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space_monkey101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing,

But Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/you8mymuffins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

but Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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We told Sam not to sing...

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecureEarth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imminent_Fate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about iPhone

And then Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhartendu97
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing..

But Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nasta2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Everybody told Sam not to sing,

But Samsung anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FO_X24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Sam didn’t want to sing but..

Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliKArt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Everyone told Sam not to sing

But Samsung anyways

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMEN786
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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