From Endgame until Sam Wilson took up the shield, the MCU lost its greatest hero.
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Why couldn't Sam ever get along with his Father's sister, Ithesis?
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︎ May 03 2021
And so Sam sung note 7
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Shireman Sam.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you get when Sam Malone from 'Cheers' goes to the club?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Sam and Ella walked into a bar.
The bar got shut down by the health department.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
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︎ Oct 07 2019
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Shopping at Costco or Sam's club is like driving a race car.
You go from $0 to $60 in a matter of seconds.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
You know Sam? He wrote a song about phones...
Itβs a song that Samsung
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︎ Jan 05 2020
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My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"
He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.
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︎ Mar 07 2015
My friend Sam fell into a pool with my phone.
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︎ Oct 15 2019
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My wife said she didn't play "Sam & Max" or "Walking Dead"
But I could see the Telltale signs
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing!
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Who is Sam?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Everyone kept telling Sam not to sing...
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Feb 02 2020
I told Sam not to sing on his phone...
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I told Sam not to sing.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Sam didn't want to sing but Samsung.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing,
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Sam didn't want to sing. But......
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Everyone told sam not to sing
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing,
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︎ Aug 23 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Sep 27 2019
We told Sam not to sing...
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about iPhone
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing..
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Everybody told Sam not to sing,
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Sam didnβt want to sing but..
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Everyone told Sam not to sing
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