Saltine Puns

A list of puns related to "Saltine"

I'm deprived of saltines at a party...

I'm crack(er)-lackin'

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👤︎ u/razzlesnazzlepasz
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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What do you call a duck in the ocean?

Saltine Quacker

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👤︎ u/MrHmm
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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Got my coworkers real good today.

Coworker: Yeah, I'm eating crackers with my lunch.

I turn around ominously

Excuse me, I prefer the term saltine American. go's back to typing

The office slowly builds to uncontrollable laughter. mic drop

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👤︎ u/Aearin
📅︎ Apr 22 2015
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