How do you catch salt and pepper shaker thieves?

With a shakedown from seasoned officers.

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📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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I named my salt and pepper shakers Hans and Frans...

they are here to spice you up!

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👤︎ u/defmid26
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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I have you guys to thank...

So I was at a pub getting some pre-concert eats and the waitress comes over with the appy plates and salt and pepper shakers.
She accidentally knocks the salt over and without missing a beat I yelled "That's a salt!" I could just feel the pub-wide groan.
So thanks all you of r/dadjokes. That one was for you.

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👤︎ u/Trystanik
📅︎ Mar 02 2015
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