The Only Trick My Dog Knows How To Do

My dad will take a block of cheese out of the fridge and cut strips from it. He will ask anyone else in the room if they want a piece of cheese, and if you say yes then he says "Here Sadie, go give it to forrestke18." Naturally the dog eats it and he scolds the dog while laughing his head off.

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📅︎ Sep 12 2013
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My boss said to me "tomorrow we weigh the horses"

Me: Would they like curds too?

Boss: No, Sadie.... Weigh as in measure

Me: No way

I was surprised when he smiled and rolled his eyes instead of firing me.

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📅︎ Jul 24 2015
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