SADI Puns

Sadie goes to court for shoplifting. The judge says "what did you steal?" Sadie replies "a can of peaches" The judge says "how many peaches were in the can?" Sadie says "there were four." The judge says "well then you'll have to spend 4 days in lockup." Sadie's husband speaks up "she also stole a can of peas."

That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

My dad will take a block of cheese out of the fridge and cut strips from it. He will ask anyone else in the room if they want a piece of cheese, and if you say yes then he says "Here Sadie, go give it to forrestke18." Naturally the dog eats it and he scolds the dog while laughing his head off.

Me: Would they like curds too?

Boss: No, Sadie.... Weigh as in measure

Me: No way

I was surprised when he smiled and rolled his eyes instead of firing me.