A court of law.
They're always dribbling
Well it's complex and I don't think you'd understand if I tried explaining it.
Juan on Juan
…they would have to cancel the game.
That’s a little weird
Technical fowl
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
It was a Kobe beef
Steve Ganache.
The poli-sea.
My Alley-Oop is an alley oops!
https://preview.redd.it/9x3iobfdk4781.jpg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b11c197d66e11443ffba45dd5d79e9cef75f451a
“I feel empty inside.”
Then you’ll all be sorry.
Because it kept getting dunked!
(From my 12yo daughter)
They had excellent shooting skills, but their defense stunk.
It kept going "swiss, swiss, swiss!"
The Pist ons
When people ask which team I own I would tell them, “It’a not the Heat, it’s the Humidity.”
"I didn't even know baskets had masquerades," I replied.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
In hindsight, I should have reddit.
P.S. My first Oc.
They dribble all the time.
I told him to sit at the picnic table.
They said it was a clear case of sewer-slide.
A happy Uncle.....
Actually different
A gi-ant!
I am so proud right now!
Rule #6: "What ! Am I a joke to you ?"
Dads on this sub too busy reposting to read the rules: "Hi Joke, I'm Dad"
I think it’s time to move in a new direction.
Poison IV, though, just made the victim extremely itchy.
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
With a sighsmograph
Edit: Wow, you guys, Thank-you the the awards and upvotes. If only my family appreciated this joke as much as you do!
It was Juan on Juan
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster
