Of supplies
She was too entitled.
She was really empressed!
Not much
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Royalty free music
They took one of their prized possessionsβThe Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamondsβto a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.
The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."
Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"
The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."
In Duckingham Palace.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
It means a great deal to me.
Noble gases have no reaction.
I get my crown next week
They had a little toot-in-common.
They get extremely annoyed
Check if its blue-budded.
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
Prints
It's because they do it door-tudor
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That was completely out of the blue.
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
Apparently, Mum's the word.
The rulers
Now they can Scandinavian.
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
Royal-Tea
A dis-count.
Regull.
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kittenβs collar, all the way up to the bell from the kingβs royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell towerβs bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thiefβs lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
βLook! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!β
Because it wasn't king-size.
That's a terrible name.
Heβll be know as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
That was a royal pane in the ass.
It was a roil-mess.
Not much
Because Noble Gases shouldnβt have any reaction.
