What do you call J.K. Rowling at a rave?

J.K. Rolling

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Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?

A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.

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JK Rowling should start the first smart door company and name it SmartleDoor

You would open the door with a wand attached to your keychain instead of a key

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Rowling has just announced a new Harry Potter book

Jk

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J.K. Rowling is writing a new children’s book

It’s about sea birds forming a labor union. The title is β€˜Cormorant Strike.’

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I told my boyfriend J. K. Rowling wrote some books under another name.

Him: Is it Serious Rowling?

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What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...

JK Rowling

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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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How does Harry Potter go down a hill?

By running.

JK! Rowling.

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Why does the author of Harry Potter always ROFL when hearing a joke?

Because she's Rowling on the floor with laughter

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Harry Potter fan base in a nutshell.
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The author of Harry Potter didn't make me laugh

Jk Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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How does harry potter goes downhill, walking

J.K rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Eggar Allan Poe - chicken names needed

My husband and I are trying to think of creative chicken names for our new chickens. I want to call them literary puns, and so far I have the following:

Ernest Henningway

Charles Chickens

Eggar Allan Poe

Jane Aust-Hen

Lay K Rowling

Any other great suggestions?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What’s the fastest way for Harry Potter to get down the mountain?

Running, jk rowling

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What did the director say to the staff when he jokingly said cut?

JK Rowling

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The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...

She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor

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Interviewer: What are your thoughts about Harry Potter as a character?

JK. Rowling: He's good in my book.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What is Harry Potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking

JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How does Harry Potter like to go down hills?

Walking!

Jk, Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running.

JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

He walks

J.k rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

Running, JK Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? (Repost from r/dadjokes)

Walking

JK Rowling

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill

Running, JK rowling

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What’s Harry Potter’s favorite way to get down a hill? It’s walking.

J.K. Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking ... JK, Rowling.

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What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down a hill?

Walking.
J.K, Rowling

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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How does Harry Potter get down a hill?

By running.

Jk, Rowling.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What is Harry Potter’s favourite mode of transportation?

Walking............... JK Rowling

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I hate Harry Potter...

J.K.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking.

...JK Rowling!

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking...

JK Rowling

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How does Harry Potter get down a hill

By walking

JK, ROWLING

(This isn't mine but I haven't seen it yet here sooooo)

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How did the Harry Potter author get down the hill?

Falling! Jk, Rowling....

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What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill?

Sliding.

jk, Rowling.

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How did Harry Potter get down the stairs?

Walking, J. K. Rowling

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How does Harry Potter go down a hill

Walking J.K. Rowling

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