A list of puns related to "Roundabouts"
I felt like my career going round in circles
It just feels like I’m going in circles.
Me: “Sure makes it easy to get around.”
I may be developing OC/DC.
They just kept going in circles
Attire.
An afro dizzy Yak.
It really threw me for a loop.
Alright ?
A "cyclepath"
Who was the first man to moon on the land.
To get to the other slide.
It really threw me for a loop.
Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
I mean, he did diameter away
An U turn!
I replied, "Third exit."
but when I got home, all the signs were there.
No, pie are ROUND, not square...
They got tired of all the cheetahs!
She says "I can't," with a stupid smirk on her face.
It took me a few seconds of me arguing otherwise until I realized I had been dad joked.
.... It was a dead end job.
In a roundabout way, he did become a fizzicist.
I went on the swings, they were fun, I went on the roundabout, that was fun. But when I went on the slide, it all went downhill from there.
They sure have a roundabout way of doing things. 🤦🏻♂️
In roundabouts they are told to continue straight...
It was a roundabout explanation.
"Roundabout here."
These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:
Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.
On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)
Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.
Any other stories you guys have?
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