Robinson Crusoe Puns

A list of puns related to "Robinson Crusoe"

My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...

The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.

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👤︎ u/gregsedwards
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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How many years did Robinson Crusoe spend on a deserted island?

Zero. Once he arrived, the island was no longer deserted.

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👤︎ u/GeneReddit123
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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An obvious Dad on Twitter pointed out something about "Robinson Crusoe"

Did you realize that Robinson Crusoe was the story of the first Black Friday?

I was going to "for shame! for shame!" him ... but I chuckled first and then I couldn't.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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