Rimed Puns

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

Then I thought to myself no, it doesn't.

Because it needed a P break

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

Dad- the other day is saw a henway on top of a truck driving down i75!

Victim- great.... Wait! Whats a henway?

Dad- about 3 pounds.

I cringe every rime he does this to anyo e qhom he hasn't yet preyed upon....