Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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👤︎ u/pikkl_rikk
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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I saw a program billed as " LeeAnn Rimes with Cher.

Then I thought to myself no, it doesn't.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Why did Amazon Prime temporarily change its name to Amazon Rime?

Because it needed a P break

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👤︎ u/kujifunza
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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I am my father's son.

I asked what my sister was listening to, she says "LeAnn Rimes" and I says "with what?"

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👤︎ u/ecudorian
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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Wait! What's a henway?

Dad- the other day is saw a henway on top of a truck driving down i75!

Victim- great.... Wait! Whats a henway?

Dad- about 3 pounds.

I cringe every rime he does this to anyo e qhom he hasn't yet preyed upon....

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