Ride Animal Puns

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pig’s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminal’s mask was animal themed, I said to them, “Fred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the man”

For the ride home I put the monkey in the back seat, and let the stuffed animal ride in the front seat.

We were riding in the car and drove past a dead animal the other day...

Fiancee: "Did I tell you about the time I hit a frog while driving?... It was so gross. I didn't go back to see if it was still alive though."

Me: "I bet it croaked."

Groans were had, to say the least...