My son asked me if I knew a two-letter word that rhymed with "Bordeaux".
I guess so.
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
Me: "No it doesn't".
What's a word that doesn't rhyme with itself?
Football, chocolate... I dunno, lots of things don't rhyme with "itself".
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
Rapscallion!
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
Bubble rap
Did you hear the nursery rhyme where one letter gets laid then leaves the other letter?
Humped D dumped E
I asked my dad “what rhymes with orange”
He said no it doesn’t
My friend says to me "What rhymes with banana?"
And I told him "No it doesn't"
Food for thought... Tortilla and mascarilla rhyme in Spanish...
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
I was asked to find a word that rhymes with Kathmandu.
After a lot of effort, I answered, "Nocandu."
If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
My daughters was doing poetry homework and she asked me what rhymes with poor?
I said “war, ore, door”
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!
Son: What rhymes with purple?
Dad: No it doesn’t
Son: What rhymes with purple?
Dad: No it doesn't.
My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"
I said no
Did you know there is a word that rhymes with orange?
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't.
My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"
I said "No it doesn't"
A friend asked me," What rhymes with orange?"
I said," No, it doesn't."
My wife just said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"
I said, "no it doesn't"
