What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you later.

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*dad walks into the room "what do you get if you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?"

*dad leaves the room.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBunganator
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You know those koi fish? Yeah, every 4th one is fake.

It's simple to determine it. Take any photo of 4 koi fish, and 3 of them are obviously real. Label them A, B, and C.

And the remaining one is the D koi.

Edit: Fine πŸ™„. Credit to u/diviken for this video.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Impress-2222
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adfunk101
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What’s the point? (h/t Alexei Sayle)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zu-den-sternen
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

(Apparently you get deleted by a bot for having the punchline in the title, forcing me to spoil the joke by including some text rather than leaving this blank as it should be to get the full effect.)

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There's a state starting with S, but it's only one word. What is it?

Solid.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beef_Lovington
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Wanna hear a joke that is also a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/C45E
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What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marag3n
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I hate rhetorical questions.

Why do you think I never ask them?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TLo137
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What do you call a joke crossed with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bleh182
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My dad asked, "what happens when you mix a bad dad joke with a rhetorical question?"

...then he left the room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/filmfarceur
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I told my dad he's a rhetorical pugilist.

He said "thems fightin' words".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KidGrundle
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What do you get when you cross a joke

With a rhetorical question?

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Rule #4.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elatederielotus
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What do you get…

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chickENfarT04
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

crickets

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andrewYHM
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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_messiah_waluigi
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What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a pun?

…….

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What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Grosstraktor
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The best Dad joke is…?

That wasn’t a rhetorical question

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheCommunistDJ
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What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

... why are you ignoring me?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Viperclutch101
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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what do you get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with rhetorical question?

Hmm.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke with a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a dadjoke and a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
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How do you ask rhetorical questions?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Paladin_of_Freedom
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I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions.

What’s the point?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Merulius
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What happens when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Why can't all questions be rhetorical?
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What do you get if mix a joke and a rhetorical question?
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What do you get when you put a joke with no punchline and a rhetorical question together?
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