A list of puns related to "Reusable"
I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"
It sucks
Theyre asked if i brought my own, or if i wanted a payper bag
Even the bags under my eyes are reusable.
I was buying some stuff in the supermarket the other day, and I was queueing behind an old man, and his middle aged daughter.
The woman seemed to be rushing, and she was frantically looking for her reusable bag. She said to the grandad,
"Where's the bag dad?"
He replied,
"Somewhere in Iraq I think."
He then looked at me and started chuckling to himself while his daughter groaned and got in with looking for the bag. I laughed with him. We shared a moment.
In Ragland Road (Irish pub in Downtown Disney) I spied a set of reusable corks. I called my littlest one over and asked her to put one in her mouth. When she asked why I told her it was a whine stopper.
"DAAAAAAD!"
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