While paying for groceries at a local store ,they had reusable shopping bags with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on them with a handwritten sign that said $.99 for a better tomorrow.

I asked the young girl at the register "If I buy this and don't have a better tomorrow can I return it for a refund?"

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I finally got my first reusable straw

It sucks

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ass_hole__
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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My local store is charging customers who dont have reusable bags

Theyre asked if i brought my own, or if i wanted a payper bag

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
šŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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How much do I care about the environment?

Even the bags under my eyes are reusable.

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GROCERY STORE CHECKER: "Paper or plastic?" DAD: "Either, Iā€™m bisacktual.ā€
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AshleyJack
šŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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A dadjoke in the supermarket.

I was buying some stuff in the supermarket the other day, and I was queueing behind an old man, and his middle aged daughter.

The woman seemed to be rushing, and she was frantically looking for her reusable bag. She said to the grandad,

"Where's the bag dad?"

He replied,

"Somewhere in Iraq I think."

He then looked at me and started chuckling to himself while his daughter groaned and got in with looking for the bag. I laughed with him. We shared a moment.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/SeamusTheGreat
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Another Disney dad joke

In Ragland Road (Irish pub in Downtown Disney) I spied a set of reusable corks. I called my littlest one over and asked her to put one in her mouth. When she asked why I told her it was a whine stopper.

"DAAAAAAD!"

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