"Oh, get out of my scythe!"
I just read that Mariah Carey has been has been selected to play with Johnny Cash on his Resurrection Tour. There won't be an opening act, so it'll be only Cash n Carey.
He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."
E.T. (1982) A Hollywood classic
They also have Alien, Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection - all on DVD.
The annoying part is waiting 3 days for them to rise
It was somewhere around the 6th century after the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, an Anglish man was travelling through Normandy when he sees a local labouring the fields, and asks:
"Hello. What does it take to become a mercenary amongst your King's regiments?"
"Not that much - to be Frank."
"I see. I better give up then.
Last month, I bought a book of skits from a store. I was reading a few of the skits out loud, and my mom mentioned Who's On First. My brother didn't believe it was 70 years old. Mom then said that there was a section of a Greek comedy that was very similar to Monty Python's Parrot Sketch, only with a dead slave instead of a dead parrot.
Me: "Monty Python resurrected that joke far more effectively than that guy wishes he could've resurrected the parrot."
