A list of puns related to "Exorcise"
He was really into exorcising
That's really nice of him. It's important that her demons stay healthy.
It joins the IRS and begins repossessing houses
(My first attempt at a Dad joke)
He Exorcises.
Because they hate exorcising
Because theyβre always exorcising.
They exorcise
I could use some exorcise.
He did Crossfit.
Tell him to exorcise caution
Because people are exorcising.
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Because they're scared to exorcise...
They exorcise regularly
They exorcise a lot.
He exorcised.
Exorcising
Me: I try, but my inner demons get the best of me. What should I do, doc?
My doctor: Exorcise three times a week.
They exorcise.
His peers immediately recognized his vast experience exorcising.
Dad: you know, when I die, I am probably gonna haunt you and this house
Me: Whatever, I'll just exorcise you..
Dad: Good! I'll be even stronger!
Because they hate exorcising!
They exorcise
They exorcise.
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