A list of puns related to "Exorcise the Demons"
Been out and am drunk and want to wish this sub all the best in 2020. Y'all have helped me make it through 2019 so let's get intimate and exorcise our demons together.
Some asshole who live near me thought he had some right to me due to the fact that he kept running into me walking down his street. (It's the most lit street in the neighborhood and I take it for safety.) He made me feel unsafe and made me scared of walking home at night. He made me wonder if me wearing makeup made me seem like I wanted attention. It took me months to feel safe again in my own neighborhood. Fuck him and I hope in 2020 I'll continue to wear makeup without a fucking care in the world.
So in this post a user asked the following question to me: What is the general opinion on LeBron from Spurs fans?
This was my reply: βHeβs one of the best ever, my biggest gripe with him is he cries way too much and does petty baby shit like this: https://youtu.be/xpern_QoPh4
Like bro your the strongest, biggest, and most athletically gifted pro basketball player and arguably most likely athlete in the world; your too fucking gifted and BIG to be crying and throwing a fucking temper tantrum in a conference title contest! If your going to play a manβs physical contact sport with other MEN, man the fuck up and be ready for contact and for a WAR if thatβs what it takes to win. His whining is the main thing that irks me, everything else Iβm cool with, except that people really need to understand that my Spurs were less than a minute away from a 5th nba title and for some unexplained reason Pop took Timmy out and Manu 6β6 tried to wrestle with 6β10 Bosh who then got the board and kicked it to βfuck Ray Allenβ Allen who hit the most clutch 3 in basketball ever, which is cool since heβs one of the best 3 point shooters ever. That just helped to endear LeBronβs legacy even further than heβd be without it being one less championship under his belt. Also, Pop fucked up by taking Timmy out, trust me if Timmy was in there we would of gotten that rebound! As fate would have it, we lost in 2013 to the Heat, but that sparked our fire for vengeance and we came right back to our second finals in a row (people shit on us because we never could win two nba titles back to back) and won in 2014 which to me was the best most fundamentally sound team basketball youβll ever see in the finals. So the law of equivalent exchange cites that you must give up something to gain something, so it appears that the universe just changed the order in which we got another championship.β
Does anyone have anything that I might have missed touching on or just anything in general as far as your thoughts?
Source of the OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/fkt1l2/this_would_of_been_the_nastiest_posterizing_dunk/
All the demons from years of heartbreak and disappointment can be exorcised today. No longer haunted by Lin Elliott, Steve Bono, Grbac instead of Gannon, no punting, Luck picking up the fumble, forward progress, Mariotta catching his own pass, no possession overtime. All of it wiped clean with a win here today. This is it Chiefs kingdom. LETS GO!!!!!
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