Going to call him Sub-woofer.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."
And I said, "Is that a fret?"
So we're out at a salad buffet type restaurant with self server ice-cream. My father, being quite the large human, makes himself a monstrosity of an ice-cream. This thing is like 6-8 inches tall and sitting on a baby sugar cone. He proceeds to eat the phalic dessert with much enthusiasm and I ask him,
"Dad are you enjoying that?"
He stops mid lick
"Not half as much as this icecream is"
My father ladies and gentlemen.
Talking to a friend about possibly moving to California and earthquakes became a topic of conversation.
Her: Watch out for earthquakes though. No pressure.
Her: Sorry, I just get a little shaken up thinking about it.
Me: Don’t worry it’s not your fault
Then she didn't reply for a while.
Me: Did I crack you up? Are these puns resonating with you? Or are they just causing a rift in our friendship?
"Two antennae got married.
The ceremony was good, but the reception was terrible."
This joke really resonated with me so I thought I'd share it here.
