Reptilians Puns

A list of puns related to "Reptilians"

what do you call reptilian pasta?

Turtle-ini

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👤︎ u/Hazel-Laurensanity
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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who was shakespeares reptilian cousin?

snakespeare

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👤︎ u/skaah
📅︎ May 29 2021
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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I've heard they just launched the new reptilian-focused aid programme.

They called it Gatorade.

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👤︎ u/avohka
📅︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call a reptilian butler?

A serpent.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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What do you call a reptilian deli manager?

A deli-gator!

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👤︎ u/kristoefoe
📅︎ Nov 10 2017
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How did the doe win the race?

By passing the buck.

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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Jan 10 2023
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins

I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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What do you Get when you feed marijuana to a crocodile?

A croc pot. (Continuing reptilian theme)

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👤︎ u/paulfree17
📅︎ Jul 30 2022
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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👤︎ u/jared_mack_steffen
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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