If a redhead suffers a psychotic break...

Is that considered a Ginger Snap???

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/andersonfmly
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PNWKiwi
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Three women were on the run from the law (A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead).

Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wmd1234
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What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?

Ginger-bite-us

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Colorado_kindbudz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2020
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How does a redhead apply a bandaid?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shakespearesbutt
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Redheads are all the same

They do everything gingerly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peter_j_
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What is a redhead's favorite diet?

Paleo!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a loaf of sourdough baked by a redhead?

Ginger bread.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaffynitionMaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2020
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What is the result of breeding two redhead bakers?

A GingerBreed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr0u4ker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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What do you call a pissed off redhead?

A gingersnap!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mskatme0w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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What is it called when two redheads have a baby?

Ginger-bred!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2019
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What do you call a sick redhead?

Ginger ail

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spotted_Lady
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Why won't cannibals eat redheads?

They don't want gingervitis.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arrenlex
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Did I ever tell you about my last girlfriend, the redhead?

No? Well, I blame myself mostly for the breakup. She was a brunette until the house burned down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cpt_Charles_Rhyder
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2019
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How do redheads approach things?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2019
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How do you handle a redhead's temper?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cross_beaux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2018
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Is the son of two redheads...

A gingerbred man?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jessieryder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a redhead’s money?

Gingerbread...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pastoraaron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a redhead with bad teeth?

Gingervitus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheASHTening
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a redhead who works in a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mejakeg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2017
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Why doesn't the capital of South Korea have any redheads?

Because Seoul has no gingers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vince-M
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2018
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The wife's a redhead

Her friend asked her for some advise on a subject that could be very disastrous if not handled right.

She asked me what to do.

I responded with handle it like a redhead. Gingerly.

Even though we are several states away from each other, I heard her groan.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dokpsy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2015
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What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?

A ginger snap

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlyInMyG6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2012
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How do redheads walk?

Gingerly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hambox
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