Reclination Puns

Now it's a rocking chair.

I don’t like chairy flavored food.

Sit just got REAL!

A vege***chair***ian

.. People weren't very laid back.

I was sure we’d be sitting ducks.

I just can't wait to chair it with you

Me and my recliner go way back

I guess that makes it bi-sectional.

I went with a friend to pick them up. When we got back, my dad comes out and says "Hey, two lazy boys! Oh and you got some recliners too."

He says to my mom "Honey, did rocky(our dog) crap in my chair?" " WHAT?! No. Why?" " because there's a turd in it"

Commence 15 minutes of laughter.

"Me and my recliner go way back."

Husband: Where are we going to put it? Me: In the house. Husband: Where in the house? Me: On the floor.

Then I gave him a super cheesy grin and a thumbs up.

So my dog was barking at something outside and I was chilling in my recliner. I called her over to me, looked her dead in the eyes and told her she has barkinson’s disease. I then burst out in laughter almost falling out of my chair.

I'm putting a rear end in my recliner.

Telling my friends that my backseats recline.

"Hey you can lean back your chair... If you feel so inclined"

There was silence.

I've asked my dad for a couple of changes around the house lately. After I mentioned something else today, I remarked that our family could use a suggestion box, but then said that I realized it would quickly be full of requests for La-Z-Boy recliners.

Dad replies: "But we've already got our own full-sized lazy boy!" and of course starts laughing as if he were the funniest dad ever.

Background: My boyfriend is stuck on crutches after having hip surgery and likes to sit in the recliner with his legs propped up. Since he can't move his hips, I have to lower the footrest for him to get out of the chair.

Him: Can you put my feet down so I can go relax in the bed for a while?

Me: Feet, you're stupid and useless and no one likes you!

Him giving me silence with a side of contempt while I cackle.

Laughter is the best medicine...

We go way back

Me and my recliner go way back

My recliner and I go way back.

...me and my recliner go way back.

Me and my recliner go wayyy back.

Me and my recliner go way back!

Me and my recliner go way back.

Me and my recliner go WAY back

Me and my recliner go waaaaaay back

Me and my recliner go way back

Me and the recliner go way back

Me and my recliner go way back.

Me and my recliner go way back

Me and my recliner go way back

Me and my recliner go way back.

Me and my recliner go way back

Me and my recliner go way back...

Me and my recliner go way back...