It was the last straw.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Because they couldn’t find the Target
It's a chicken coup!
Despite not receiving a single hit, the red shirt died.
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
So what do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)
The Hoth-spital
They were looking in Alderaan places
Hi Everyone!
So I have a request for you all. Some friends and I are starting a new Pathfinder Campaign. Specifically, Hell's Rebels. I noticed one point mentioned that mint is now outruled, as one of the more 'insane' laws being put into place. Naturally, I have designed my character entirely around that.
Thus, the Chef Pana Kouta is born. I hope to 'pepper' some puns throughout the campaign, and would love to have some help from you all!
To summarise Hell's Rebels: A city of freedom is put under martial law, and the party will become leaders of a rebellion to stop the tyranny as the new leader begins issuing more and more insane laws.
Mormon Emo Problems
A rebel pilot and an imperial pilot had a race around the deathstar to see who had the faster ship. It was a tie!
A rebel without a clause
A rebel without paws
Bothan Cream Pie.
They're revolutionary.
An insurgent.
"So you're a Protestant."
A rebel without applause.
Pew. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, Pew.
Pew.
My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.
He gets a rebel Allowance.
A rebel without a Claus
My grandpa would always tell me this story about his uncles in WWII. "My uncle was actually captured by the Germans and kept in a pow camp. They would try to break the prisoners spirit by making them to mindless things. One in particular they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, 'tick tock tick tock.' My uncle was always a wise guy so he would rebel in the simplest way. He would only go, 'tick tick tick.' One day the guard finally caught him and said, 'don't vorry. Ve have vays of making you tock.'"
"Dean Ambrose never beleved in Santa as a child .. He was a rebel without a Claus"
Become rebel without a pause you have.
A rebel without a Claus.
A rebel without a Claus.
A rebel without a Claus
A rebel without a horse
A rebel without a Claus
