I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.
I am going to call it Brush With Death
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye
Carolina Reaper is one of the spiciest peppers in the world. But they are not scary.
For the wise men once said: Don't fear the Reaper
What did the grim reaper say when the waiter asked what he wanted to eat?
A slice of life!
The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.
He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.
Why does the Grim Reaper go on so many dates?
He’s deathperate
So I hear the Grim Reaper is going into Standup Comedy
Apparently he kills.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight. Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.
Where will you always be safe from the grim reaper?
The living room
Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?
Because they dilate.
I tried to bargain with the grim reaper but he couldn't hear me
Apparently he's death
You know I once fought the reaper off with a vacuum cleaner.
You know me, just Dyson with death
I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper...
I was dicing with death 💀
The Grim Reaper went to collect a soul. Upon arriving he says to the unfortunate man: "Your time has come, prepare to leave the land of the living and follow me to the gates of heaven. Now come and don't hesitate, for I am unforgiving. Or else you will wander in the shadow realm for eternity!
Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"
"Yes you are"
A Trick or Treater dressed like the Grim Reaper knocked on my door...
I asked him "Who are you meant to be?"
He said "I'm a little Death"
So I shouted "WHO ARE YOU MEANT TO BE?"
Why does the Grim Reaper ignore the screaming of his victims?
He's Death
What do you call the Grim Reaper's Father's favorite evil chair?
Death's Pa's Seat O' Doom
What do you call it when the Grim Reaper cleans his teeth?
A brush with death
(As told to my son and I by my husband this morning)
What is the Grim Reaper's favorite band?
Sickleback
Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? (X-Jokes)
To get some soles!
First one he's cracked in years! "The grim reaper came for me last night...
I fought him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death."
The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner
Talk about Dyson with death
