Sauron
Assguard.
Day 57 of quarantine. We re doing fine so far, but this all feels like a Moray becoming a knight of the realm.
Pretty Sir Eel here.
Sir cumference
Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"
"Yes you are"
I've never been close with my dad, but he got me good this morning. My band got a short review online, and the first image is another band's picture of shirtless, tattooed dudes.
Dad (sarcastically): Is that you guys, half-naked and tattooed up?
Me: Ha, yeah that's us. Nobody's ever noticed till now.
Dad: I know, I barely even recognized you.
Oh, yeah, the Leftoverse.
Because they are the OPPOsition
BREATHE! JUST BREATHE!
Who am I to diss a brie?
Hey guys! I need combinations of words for ass and words that mean something in the realm of “making someone happy”
Context: a friend of mine and I send each other selfies on the toilet and she’s having a shitty day (hah) so I bent over the toilet and stuck my ass in the air and took a picture like my ass was taking a selfie and now I need something punny yet encouraging to say
That the joke about the 5 minute walk to the pub can be posted NINE TIMES IN FOUR DAYS.
Why can't people just search the sub and check if something has been posted recently before posting? It's not difficult!
I know the sub doesn't have a specific rule about reposts, and the occasional repost allows people who missed a joke the first time to see it again, but this joke has moved into the realm of spam.
Please, admins, take action against this lazy, karma-whoring abuse of this sub.
It's actually a double pun and enters the realm of dad quality
