Have you ever had the perfect joke, but no opportunity to use it? [META]

I have one in particular that irks me to no end. One day when I was 12, my brother and I were chilling watching racing on TV. It was a rally car race, and it was team North America vs South America vs Europe vs Asia etc. , you get the point.

Two years later, something triggered my memory and I remembered watching that race with my brother. I immediately thought, "THATS WHAT YOUD CALL CONTINENTAL DRIFT".

Its not gutbusting funny or anything but it was just so perfect for the moment, but its such a specific situation that I know ill never have an opportunity to utter those words, my disappointment is immeasurable and I will be forever longing. Im now a 27 year old dad, I still am looking for an opportunity to use it, no luck so far.

Have you ever had a situation similar to mine? What are your jokes lost at sea?

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📅︎ Nov 30 2022
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