I wish I could Impreza her with flowers but Iโm allergic #carpuns
What did Darth Vader say when he saw his son driving a new Subaru?
Impreza, most Impreza!
Did you hear that the CEO of Subaru got arrested for stealing company money?
They were charged with Impreza-lment of funds.
I also have a first home grown dad joke! I was driving behind a Subaru yesterday...
It didn't Impreza me much.
