How does the Rabbi make his tea?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"
A Pastor, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
Did you hear about the rabbi that walked into a bar?
He was hit in the temple.
A pastor, priest and rabbi walk into a bar
Why did the rabbi travel to Mecca?
How many Rabbi does it take to bake bread?
As many as you want just don’t use eleaven...
A priest is sitting at a bar when a rabbi shows up. The rabbi says,
"well I walked right into that one, didn't I?"
What's a rabbi's favorite kind of pie?
I tried to date a rabbi but when people found out I got physically assaulted.
Be careful what Jewish for, you just might get hit
Al pastor, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar
The al pastor says, "I think might be a..." The bartender cuts him off, "Hey, no outside food allowed."
How did the Rabbi make his coffee?
How does a Rabbi make his own beer?
Why did congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?
A Rabbi paid a visit to the village of "Trid," where they were being relentlessly kicked by an angry troll. The troll completely avoided the Rabbi, kicking only the locals. He finally approached the troll, and asked why.
The troll replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?
A Rabbi walks into an elevator...
A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what he’s doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, “I’m here for a Bris (circumcision).” The guy then asks, “How much do you make doing that?” The Rabbi says, “I don’t do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.”
What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?
What does a rabbi say after the circumcision?
Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?
Because he got no severance pay.
A priest, a rabbi and a Muslim walk into a bar
A priest and a rabbi were walking on a bridge...
The priest had long hair and the rabbi didn't care !
What did the rabbi say when he finally found his nephew after a drawn out session of hide-and-seek?
What game do mountaineering rabbis like to play with their kids?
Why didn't the Rabbi like Minute Maid?
It contains acidic juice.
TIL that the first recorded sandwich was made by the famous rabbi, Hillel the Elder, who lived during the 1st century B.C.
How does a Rabbi make tea?
So a rabbi, a priest, and Kermit the frog all walk into a bar
The bartender looks at them and says, “what is this a joke?”
A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar
The bartender sees them and says , "Wait, is this some kind of joke ?"
Why did the congregation leave when the Afghan Rabbi started talking?
Because he was a Torah Borer
A Priest, a Pastor, and a Rabbi walk into a bar...
The bartender looks up and says, what is this some kind of joke?
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar
and the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks:
"Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke?"
How does a Rabbi make coffee?
A priest, rabbi and minister walk into a bar...
The bartender says "What is this, a joke!?"
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