What does a quantum physicist call a bisexual person?

Schrödingay.

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I cannot wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon...

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

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What do Quantum physicists do for a living?

Work on little things, here and there.

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What killed Albert Einstein?

A stroke of genius.

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